WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED
OH MY GOD
THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
dude sell that shit to disney
I’m going to try it.
I’m so trying this
I will do this for science! It’s awkward because the final syllable can be dragged out into a moan in the others, but you can’t go “Yepppppppppp”
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.