A long way from knowing

c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

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mom: wake up
me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

toomanyducttapetoomanyrope:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ponyboyismyhomeboy:

my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.

WHAT

dude sell that shit to disney

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palstagram:

[says goodnight]

[reblogs 200 more posts]

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skryble:

pixxieee:

sillyboys-girlsareforgirls:

tyleroakley:

I’m going to try it.

I’m so trying this

perfect ahahahha

I will do this for science! It’s awkward because the final syllable can be dragged out into a moan in the others, but you can’t go “Yepppppppppp”

skryble:

pixxieee:

sillyboys-girlsareforgirls:

tyleroakley:

I’m going to try it.

I’m so trying this

perfect ahahahha

I will do this for science! It’s awkward because the final syllable can be dragged out into a moan in the others, but you can’t go “Yepppppppppp”

(Source: kraved, via pizza)

claphne:

If you play with my hair super gently ill probably fall in love with you

(via pizza)

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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priest: confess your sins cos and tan
people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.

acklescollins:

Sam and Dean talking in unison.

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